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OhBoyGirl

by Slingshot Miracle

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1.
I had the opportunity to be indelicate The clash of you and me was without precedent Prior to the mark on you I brawled with hesitance You flashed your dark side too and I've had no regret since I brought a thumb tack to a sword fight Yah I was bound to lose but somehow I survived Thrown to the lions I stashed cat nip in my cheek Ready to spit out on you, just as they were unleashed The earth spins around again, a consolation for the meek Vengeance ain’t mine but just this time I’ll play the thief I brought a shotgun to your roulette game Had I a cylinder to spin, it would have ended just the same I know what you want, because I can read your tell You can only hide the truth, with a sound lie to yourself Chaos is parent to both death and life as well So roll the dice and see, which way you are impelled I brought a love note to an open mic For my part I’m set to start my journey back tonight Can you blame the parched for their unquenchable thirst? You'd want sympathy too if the roles were reversed It takes feats of strength to place someone else first To pass the canteen on, to do so unrehearsed Who locked the rooster with the hens all night? And what would anyone expect when they collide? Who brought these chicks to the cockfight? If blood is bound to spill, best make it justified
2.
On The Line 05:11
She never called him by his first name For the eight months they ran on She just said, “Boy, come over” When she called him up at all But to him she was an angel That had fallen from the clouds It was his dumb luck that he looked straight up As she nose-dived to the ground A man who’s served learns patience With time enough to kill For weeks he’d wait like a coiled snake For a word from her, or the rumor mill ‘Cuz she could slip away like whiskey On a full moon summer’s eve Come back around in a nearby town Half a deck tucked up her sleeve He never saw the sun play on her hair ‘Cuz the nights were all they had But when she called he ran to her And in the morning she’d be gone Doubled down on a hard luck hand Her voice Miami black strap Lips Tennessee mash Sweet nothing whispered sour Just wind blowing dust over her tracks See, trouble’s just like kindness On a coast swept worry clear Duty bound, when your guard is down To give its head a defiant rear He heard a snicker in the background When they put her on the line She said, “Boy, come over” Like she was running out of time “Now it can’t be a gamble, If I’m already broke If I’m running out on my bar tab What does it matter how much I owe?” Tearing through the tree-lined backroads The radio claimed Delia gone He reminisced on her last kiss As the pines blinked off and on He never saw the sun play on her hair ‘Cuz the nights were all they had But when she called he ran to her And in the morning it was done Doubled down and drawing dead
3.
Gather round now, all you little birds Curl up under my wing, the more the merrier Sanctuary, shelter, a place to ride the storm When the sky threatens to fall, come ring my alarm So here’s the deal Here’s what I offer, I can foot the bill I’m redefining justice My methods can be trusted Attitudes adjusted at will Pay attention, I’ve got nothing to sell My services are free, I just can’t help myself There will be problems, there will be pain But there will never be reason to complain Not while I’m here I will still be standing when the smoke finally clears I’m the man who you can turn to If someone has done you wrong Bring it all home to me Need no instruction Or detailed discussion All repercussion-free What’s in it for me you ask, that story is long Let’s just say for many years I was in the wrong Treated some unfairly, vowed to set it straight Put my talents to good use, aimed right at those mistakes To make amends Teardrops tattooed upon the hands I now extend Vigilante sugar daddy Point me in the right direction I will be discreet A self-imposed penance Of practicing vengeance My unique tendencies Violence solves little, I concede I’ve nothing else to provide, but I make this guarantee No one sees me coming, no one sees me leave A battered calling card left for all who’ve been aggrieved Make no mistake No time for change of mind once I am engaged
4.
The world was full - No more babies Capacity reached - No ifs or maybes The guest list erased - No VIPs No exceptions - No thank you ladies The old urban warfare rule - Never take a dead man's shoes Did not apply to you - Try walking a mile or two “Ask your doctor this: how to make the shoe fit” Big pharma claimed innocence Same as any citizen Withdrawing what was first put in Plus a little interest An obstetrics data mine Any metrics they could find The end of all genetic lines Tell me the story one more time, mama “May increase your risk of bleeding from the wrist” Then appeared an ancient man Fifferent from the rest of them His own seed unpatented The world began to grow again. “Ask your doctor this: how to make the shoe fit”
5.
Honey, what do you think about that? Honey, what do you think about that? We're gonna go for a ride in a Cadillac A limousine, all long and black Honey, what do you think about that? As pretty as the first time that we met As pretty now as ever I confess Laid out in your snow white dress I’m putting on my Sunday best As pretty now as ever I confess I’m bringing you some flowers for the road Bringing you some flowers for the road Pink carnations and a blood red rose Little white lilies like the lies you told Bringing you some flowers for the road Baby, they're warming up the car Baby, they're warming up the car I'll bring along my old guitar To help me say my au revoir Baby, they're warming up the car Let me play you off to rest Let me play you off to sleep, my pet My hand wraps sweetly round the neck I’ll squeeze the chords, honey, don’t you fret Let me play you off to rest It’s time for me to move on alone It’s time for me to ride on alone I’ll take you partway down the road To your green grass and polished stone Then it’s time for me to move on alone Honey, what do you think about that? Honey, what do you think about that? We're gonna go for a ride in a Cadillac Me up front, you in the back Honey, what do you think about that? Honey, what do you think about that?
6.
Tally Man 03:48
When I was just a kid I counted toes & fingers Later I moved on to certain facts and figures Collected coins, like all the other boys But I lost ‘em playing doctor with the babysitter That’s when I headed in a new direction Started adding tramp to my stamp collection While I was at it, became highly arithmetic Keeping accurate tab to help avoid detection I count ‘em off, I do the one two three four I've had enough, I don't need any more I'm mighty glad for all the loving that I've had But it don’t add up to very much, It’s getting hard to keep score Crunching the numbers carved into those bedposts One for every wild organic whole grain oat sown I can’t sleep, what I’m counting isn’t sheep This aggregating’s overrated, I just want to go home No man’s nomadic like a tabulator Hunted and gathered all this bad behavior What the hell, all these notches in my belt Aint gonna help me keep my pants up when I’m old and out of favour One two three four five - Six seven eight nine Some nights I had to tally more than that at one time Maybe there’s still potential - The numbers exponential Every little increment is on my mind If I’m a snake, then I’m the blackest adder I cumulate, I calculate, I do the math for With every win, a butterfly is pinned But this obsession with collecting keeps me sneaking out the back door Is someone out there who my wiles can’t confound? A full three sixty degree life turnaround And if she asked, how many in my past I’d say, “Only you, any before just don’t count.” Ten, twenty, thirty, forty - Dear Penthouse Forum stories Only in it for the glory of the inventory Maybe there’s still potential - The numbers exponential Every little increment is on my mind I count ‘em off, I do the one two three four I've had enough, I don't want any more I'm thankful for, all the women, lord But I only wanted one, I swear I'd never ever leave her Tally Man, whoo hoo hoo, Tally Man
7.
Sarah finds solace every third or fourth weekend The gang behind the bar watch the drama unfold Won't give the time to the guys when the sky is illumined But something vaguely lunar tugs the tide in her bones Right around midnight She clears up her bill Spins her frown upright She moves in for the kill A home and a family, a mom and daddy So many unicorns The stories they tell at Foster Care-ousels Served her oh so well Now what was all that for? Are you having fun With your conquests Are you tidying up Or relocating the mess? Oh, the flesh is cursed, but it could be much worse It doesn't really hurt for her to dance Some men drop like leaves, others so naive Make themselves believe in the performance From their mammas torn, forever uninformed She grabs them by the horn for 8 second rides Like a wetsuit worn, every unicorn After a thunderstorm, should be left out to dry
8.
Think I made a mess of it, this one Won't come out in the wash A problem with the press kit, written By an army of lesser gods No ink is indelible After a 40 day rinse You're so evangelical So eager to convince Everybody needs to speak Babble on if you please Is inspiration divine when Under the influence? The whole is only as holy As the least constituents Misquoted at length on evil No one was supposed to drown Think I made a mess of it, people This one won’t wash out You’ll be fine without me here We got off to a rocky start As the oceans disappear You only hear what you want A character assassination One helluva hatchet job Never could fit in your alphabet So seek me in the stars
9.
Kids 05:21

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Oh. Boy. Girl. There are so many ways for relationships to go wrong, the shock is when they go right. On this album of (mostly) guitar rock are stories of many characters and their various methods of managing that wayward, blood-pumping, organ known as the heart.

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released April 6, 2016

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Slingshot Miracle Calgary, Alberta

Stunt Rock for obsessives.

Influenced by punk, classic rock, pop, and funk, Slingshot Miracle has released 9 albums since 2012.

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