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Everything You Know Is Rock

by Slingshot Miracle

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    10 track album, 3 of the tracks only available via download. Lyric sheet included.
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1.
Instrumental
2.
The party starts tonight - a final celebration Gonna blow out all the lights - and get low When all is said and done - we are bigger than our burden Can't wait for everyone - to join in Lose your head - Cannot take it with you in the end Constant gratitude - A lesson for the suffering of fools If no one gets the joke - no need to pull your punches Just leave the dopes alone - and move on When all are sad and dumb - lose all inhibition Laugh at all that's wrong - and have fun (and we'll...) Dance, dance, dance - Frolic in the bliss of ignorance Let them disapprove - Fodder for the suffering of fools Everyone wakes - everybody sleeps Everyone has - those thoughts that they keep Everyone sleeps - everybody wakes Everyone has secrets - they take to their graves Shed your skin - Peel back the veil of existence Flash that bone tattoo - Alleviate the suffering of fools What is this beast that wants it's worst bestowed on all? This misguided soul that just hates to be alone But it's not alone, and if it knew It wouldn't fear, would not excuse The foolishness of wanting to dispute It's just a little dream - a thrill ride you are strapped in It doesn't mean a thing - let it go When all are dead and gone - what's left of anyone Tomorrow is a life - time away Lose your head - Count from ninety-nine to one hundred Nothing left to lose - Nothing but the suffering of fools
3.
For you, it is so easy For you know there is no meaning But me, I have my doubts We are all as dear as dust Agreed on that I am uncrushed by your crucible touch You only answered my "why" with a "what" Don't be bothered by the evidence The lab mice shout What makes you tick, it is a little sick now Let's cut that out Do I give up my head to the sexy systematic mind And blindly lose my tail to a cold carving knife? I'm in the world, but not of it Don't mind pain, but I don't love it From me to you, have a heart   Make no mistake, be a rigorous snake Let's chew the fat Float a little rodent my way Defibrillate for a change – you’re on the witness stand Don't be afraid to cast aside The weight of facts Escaped unscathed from your Bunsen blaze You've only answered my "why" with a "how"      Give me a second, give me one more life Can't be convicted of the same crime twice Who am I, mouse or man? I believe I am that which says that I am (Not on trial for your errors Bear no blame for your forbearers You’re my friend but get now behind me Certainty is the death of inquiry.)
4.
Out here on the road, the small town shows, in these beer-soaked little dives Every pint sweats little beads, one for each dream that crawled here to expire The opening act are are well into their attack, a play-by-number four on the floor There’s a conspiracy here but we unload all our gear, it’s nothing we ain’t seen before Everything you know is rock Everything you know is rock Turn it up or turn it off, It’s all that you know We’re on a mission every night, revival time, measuring every ounce of soul Not here to be adored, don’t you get bored with striking up the same old pose? You say you’re keeping it real, just want to make it squeal, but have you heard about the 7ths, son? The pentatonic is not, quite as demonic as thought, enchanting no one but the deaf and dumb Everything you know is rock Everything you know is rock Ain’t much but it's all you've got, To keep from feeling alone Everything you know is rock Had a girl but she broke your heart Traded the ring for a used guitar, And learned a couple of chords Hope to die before your old, you’d sell your soul, but the devil don’t want it A legend to yourself, here’s to your health, you’re sounding so half-hearted Hey hey my oh my, rock and roll dies every night, brutally butchered in the neon glow Here’s feedback straight from the mic, the kids are not alright, but nothing’s gonna stop the show Everything you know is rock Wont give in and you wont grow up Major chords to those minor songs, Distorted and overblown The opening act are beginning to pack as the crowd starts sizing us up Someone shouts a request, already played to death, now we’re gonna show them how it’s done Everything you know is rock (x3) Roll Roll Roll (x3)
5.
I can be a can of hairspray in her fireplace All hiss and cuss and fuss as I start to spin She doesn’t panic when I lose my head She kindly lends me hers instead And we waltz right out of the flames like conjoined twins If I could be any closer to her I would be her shadow Stretched out before her, tall in the sunset gold And in the night I wouldn’t have to hide Because she’d turn on all the house lights And dance with herself ‘till dawn and never be alone She don’t know it, or maybe she does And if she doesn’t, well it’s probably because I talk too much anyway She can’t hear me, or maybe she can Maybe it’s me who doesn’t understand There’s only one thing I need to say Keep it simple, stupid, three chords are enough Say your peace and then shut up No introduction, no fanfare Just play the one that you wrote for her And let the curtain fall / And don’t that beat all? She’s the kind of sleep you can only dream of She sings every song in every key She shouldn’t worry if when I drop by The dishes are piled eye-high We’ll Kumbaya by stove light and drink iced cream She can’t hear me, or maybe she can Maybe it’s me who doesn’t understand there’s only one thing to say She don’t know it, or maybe she does And if she doesn’t, well it’s probably because I talk too much anyway We play professor and the student, but we both take turns I know enough to know I’ve got more to learn Both feet in my mouth, both arms in the air I get all fired up when I’m ‘round her Well I love her sure, that ain’t nothing new What’s crazy is that I like her too I take a curtain call / And don’t that beat all?
6.
Riddled 03:18
So it comes to this / Can no longer pretend God is on my side / But God is not my friend And I don’t know why I’m riddled from inside An innocent man, clemency denied The Death Row astrologer spoke / Into his stethoscope “The exact time of when you die Says more than when you’re born How ‘bout July Between Leo and Gemini? Gets crowded down here, but the cells just multiply” I’m puzzled, yah, I’m in pieces Go over all the reasons Why, of all diseases It just eats me up No more of your lethal injections / Bring on the firing squad No blindfold, no hand to hold / I want to face ‘em all Eyes open wide Malignant or benign Spare not a one, let the freeing bullets fly Who is the assassin If I could unmask him I’d start off by asking What else could I have done? These unholy holes in me burst / My favourite Sunday shirt Is ruined now, I can’t come out I just lay here and rehearse What I’m gonna say When we meet on that day My life, it’s demise, demand to be explained Loaded with charges, I’ll fire away
7.
Everyone in Nacogdoches Knew Tom Ames would come to some bad end 'Cause the sheriff caught him Stealin' chickens and such by the time that he was ten One day his daddy took a ten-dollar bill He tucked it in his hand He said I know that you're headed for trouble son Your Momma wouldn't understand So he took his Dad's money and his brother's old bay He left without a word of thanks He fell in with this crowd in some border town And he took to robbin' banks Outside the law his luck had run out fast A few years came and went 'Til he's trapped in an alley in Abilene With all but four shells spent And he realized prayin' was the only thing That he hadn't ever tried Well he wasn't sure that he knew quite how But he looked up to the sky He said: You don't owe me nothin' and as far as I know Lord I don't owe nothin' to you I ain't askin' for a miracle Lord Just a little bit o' luck will do You know I ain't never prayed before 'Cause it always seemed to me That prayin's the same as beggin' Lord I don't take no charity But right now Lord with my back to the wall I can't help but recall How they nearly hung me for stealin' a horse In Fort Smith, Arkansas Judge Parker said guilty and the gavel came down Just like a cannon shot I went away quietly I began to file a plot They sent the preacher on down to my cell He said the Lord is your only hope He's the only friend you're gonna have son When you hit the end of Parker's rope And I guess he could've kept on preachin' till Christmas But he turned his back on me I put a homemade knife to that golden throat Asked the deputy for the key It ain't the first trouble I've seen before As you already know I've had some help from you Lord and the Devil himself's Been strictly touch and go Yeah but who in the hell am I talkin' to There ain't no one here but me So he cocked both his pistols and he spit in the dirt And he walked out into that street

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Three hidden songs from this old album are now only available via album download.

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released August 26, 2012

All songs written by Slingshot Miracle except for “Tom Ames’ Prayer” written by Steve Earle
Samples for “The Immaterial Witness” taken from “Perry Mason – The Case of Constant Doyle” 1963
Sample for “Ouroboros Under Glass” taken from “Dracula” 1931
Robo-vocals in “The Immaterial Witness” courtesy of “British Peter” from Natural Reader software.

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Slingshot Miracle Calgary, Alberta

Stunt Rock for obsessives.

Influenced by punk, classic rock, pop, and funk, Slingshot Miracle has released 9 albums since 2012.

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